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The following are two proposed additions to the periodic table of elements (from chemistry class):

Element name: woman

Symbol: WO

Atomic weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a shinier specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


Element name: man

Symbol: XY

Atomic weight: (180 +/-50)

Phy! sical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good source of methane. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Thanks to: Dennis Anton

        转眼又到了彻夜听雨的日子。

      “少年听雨歌楼上，红烛昏罗帐”，也许是初夏的夜雨带着特有的微凉的节奏，像极了午夜即将歇业的小酒吧里常常流淌的爵士慢板，偶尔有远处公路上划过的汽车的长音，从密集的雨帘里穿过，刺中了我的睡意，叫人难以入眠。

      带着韵律的夜雨，总是不急不缓，绵绵的轻轻的挥洒下来。周遭的安静中勾勒如丝般的轨迹，如人们年少时的沉沦在爱情里的忧伤，拽着无可名状的纤长，断断续续，无法捕捉，无法整理，却又是真实的存在。 少不更事时候往往爱的热烈，别的悲切，逃的决绝，又不得不独自承受热情之后的寂寞，即便懂得学会平淡是真实的生活，依旧不知疼痛的奔赴爱情。

       你说我们总在矛盾中寻找幸福。我说我心里面有雨丝般的惆怅，怕只得等岁月把自己变得淡定而从容以后才能视而不见，一并视而不见的或许还有某一场伞下美好的邂逅，某一叶雨中绽露的娇花，某一叶夜里掘土的新芽。

       还有你湿润的头发和柔软的笑容。还有~~

       那么岁月，请在我这里慢慢的走，再慢一点，我是如此难舍这些苦涩的似水年华。

可惜我等来得是一池翠绿，

不见素荷，

只有一些曼妙轻灵的莲花，

倒是习惯了我失望，

还借我锐利的花瓣，

不知是否刺痛了你的温柔。

我通常总是笑的一脸单纯，

暧昧的嘴角，

忧伤的眉梢，

怕还是遮不住欲望和悲伤。

那就继续照这样等一片热闹满开的荷塘，

然后微笑着，

我们可以释怀。

在记忆没有感知的地方悄然奔走的你，

偶尔与光影邂逅，

凝结一张张暧昧的体会，

无法成像的是你来去的途径，

青春流逝的张扬，

岁月沉淀的安静，

在你执着的速度里积攒了美好的年华。

我终究没有留住那个放肆但却可爱的自己，

也许她已悄悄投奔了彼岸开的正盛的鸢尾，

乘一场春水的时间暂别了每个夏日的黎明。